Height of laziness - urdu
3 kamchor mil k khana kha rhe thy,k namk km lga,1bola"jo pehle boly ga wo namk laye ga.Sb bethy rhe.
na koi bola,na khaya,3din ese he guzr gye,3nu behosh hogye.Logo ne murda samj kr janaza prhaya.jb pehle waly ko qabr me utarne lge to wo bola
"oy mai zinda hu"
Baki 2no boly"chal putr namk le k aa".
na koi bola,na khaya,3din ese he guzr gye,3nu behosh hogye.Logo ne murda samj kr janaza prhaya.jb pehle waly ko qabr me utarne lge to wo bola
"oy mai zinda hu"
Baki 2no boly"chal putr namk le k aa".
Funny riddles
Funny Riddles:
-What is more useful after it is broken?
.
.
An egg :-D
-Which is the most shocking city?
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.
Electri-city ;-)
-Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?
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.
Dinner & Lunch :-)
-How many men were born in Europe?
.
.
None, only babies were born :-D
-If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?
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Time to buy a new clock ;-)
-What is more useful after it is broken?
.
.
An egg :-D
-Which is the most shocking city?
.
.
Electri-city ;-)
-Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?
.
.
Dinner & Lunch :-)
-How many men were born in Europe?
.
.
None, only babies were born :-D
-If your clock strikes 13, what times it is?
.
.
Time to buy a new clock ;-)
Nice love quote
A WISE PHARMACIST . . .
I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and i have prescribed many things but in the long run i have learned that the best medicine for the human creature is LOVE !
Someone asked, if it doesnt work ?
He smiled and answered...
DOUBLE THE DOSE ! ;-)
I have been practicing medicine for 30 years and i have prescribed many things but in the long run i have learned that the best medicine for the human creature is LOVE !
Someone asked, if it doesnt work ?
He smiled and answered...
DOUBLE THE DOSE ! ;-)
Funny repair of a radio- urdu
srdar apna radio thek krwany shop pe gaya.
Dukndar:radio to thek hy bs mosam khrab hony ke wja se ni chal raha
Srdar:thek hy ly 100 rupayye te mosam nawa pa dy
Dukndar:radio to thek hy bs mosam khrab hony ke wja se ni chal raha
Srdar:thek hy ly 100 rupayye te mosam nawa pa dy
Sardar saving a fish - urdu
Pathan Ghalti se samunder me gir gaya.... Doobte Doobte uske hath me Machli aayi..
use pakar kar bahr phenka aur bola Ja tu to Apni jan bacha le.
use pakar kar bahr phenka aur bola Ja tu to Apni jan bacha le.
Raining excuse - urdu
Pathan: nokar se: Chalo darakhto ko pani do. !
Nokar: janab Barish ho rahi hai.
Pathan:koi Bahana nahi chalay ga, chattri lay kar chale jao. ;-)
Nokar: janab Barish ho rahi hai.
Pathan:koi Bahana nahi chalay ga, chattri lay kar chale jao. ;-)
Facebook status
Prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request?
He said :
I want to update my facebook status :P
Just before his execution the officer asked him about his any last request?
He said :
I want to update my facebook status :P
Child playing with a train
1 Bacha Train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha:
"Jis kutty ko charhna hai chrh jae aur jis kaminy ko utarna hai utar jae"
Ye dekh kr us k Bap ne Train le kr rakh di or kaha galian nahin nikaltay
Kuch der bad dekha k Bcha khamosh betha hai to usne galian na nikalnay parTrain wapis kardi.
Bcha phr se khelne laga aur kehne laga:
"Jis ko charhna hai chrh jae aur jis ko utarna hai utar jae.
Train pehle hi aik kanjar ki waja se 20 mint late ho gai hai
"Jis kutty ko charhna hai chrh jae aur jis kaminy ko utarna hai utar jae"
Ye dekh kr us k Bap ne Train le kr rakh di or kaha galian nahin nikaltay
Kuch der bad dekha k Bcha khamosh betha hai to usne galian na nikalnay parTrain wapis kardi.
Bcha phr se khelne laga aur kehne laga:
"Jis ko charhna hai chrh jae aur jis ko utarna hai utar jae.
Train pehle hi aik kanjar ki waja se 20 mint late ho gai hai
Friendship is a headache
Friendship is not a word.
Not merely a Relationship..
It is a Silent Promise which says..
"i was"
"i am"
&
"i will b"
A headache for you forever :-D ;-)
Not merely a Relationship..
It is a Silent Promise which says..
"i was"
"i am"
&
"i will b"
A headache for you forever :-D ;-)
I can wait- saying
I will wait
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.
till the day
"i" can forget "u"
or
the day
u Realise
'u' can't forget 'me'
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till the day
"i" can forget "u"
or
the day
u Realise
'u' can't forget 'me'
Life and opurtunity-saying
"Life has many different chapters.
One bad chapter doesn't mean the end of the book"
'O' stands 4 opportunity,
It's missing in yesterday,
Once in today
but thrice in tomorrow . .
One bad chapter doesn't mean the end of the book"
'O' stands 4 opportunity,
It's missing in yesterday,
Once in today
but thrice in tomorrow . .
Rules of flirt
Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Nvr sy I
Cant live wdout u
Sy I live 4 u
U're trained,
now go & flirt !!! ;-)
for a hug
Jus take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Nvr sy I
Cant live wdout u
Sy I live 4 u
U're trained,
now go & flirt !!! ;-)
Sardar and divorce
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?
Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
Patrol prices- urdu
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola:
"Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
"Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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